{"id":11036,"date":"2026-06-08T17:17:15","date_gmt":"2026-06-08T20:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/javiu.blog\/?p=54235"},"modified":"2026-06-08T17:17:15","modified_gmt":"2026-06-08T20:17:15","slug":"159-2026-vampires-of-the-velvet-lounge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/geminisufscar.com.br\/grupo\/2026\/06\/08\/159-2026-vampires-of-the-velvet-lounge\/","title":{"rendered":"159\/2026 VAMPIRES OF THE VELVET LOUNGE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu amo cinema de g\u00eanero. E um dos meus g\u00eaneros preferidos \u00e9 o de filmes de horror soft porn de vampiros.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vampires of the Velvet Lounge \u00e9 uma beleza de filme trash n\u00e3o de vampiros mas sim de vampiras.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E o mais legal: as vampiras s\u00e3o ir\u00f4nicas, sarc\u00e1sticas, amorais, bem desgra\u00e7adas e bem sedentas enquanto donas de um &#8220;lounge de veludo&#8221;, o que seria meio que uma boate priv\u00ea onde atraem e matam suas v\u00edtimas. Tudo muito cafona, exagerado, errado, com luzes estranhas e poltronas de brech\u00f3 errado que ca\u00edram no meio do cen\u00e1rio sem querer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ah, outro detalhe \u00f3timo: elas encontram homens tarados e idiotas online, tontos o suficiente parapegarem avi\u00e3o, trem, barco para irem at\u00e9 elas e n\u00e3o voltarem para suas humildes resid\u00eancias.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O que falta nessa hist\u00f3ria perfeita? Sim, adivinhou, uma ca\u00e7adora de vampiras meio perdida na hist\u00f3ria mas que quando vai pra porrada entrega tudo, vivida pela minha preferida <a href=\"https:\/\/javiu.blog\/2023\/01\/12\/melhores-de-2022-10-series\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"36329\">Dichen Lachman<\/a>, com sua cara de mal e jeitinho&#8230; de mal tamb\u00e9m.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vampires of the Velvet Lounge \u00e9 isso, um vampiras lindas, bem vestidas nem S&amp;M, muito couro, muito absinto, onde o roteiro mistura sangue com as fadas verdes do del\u00edrio do absinto.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J\u00e1 falei que tem uns homens toscos, n\u00e9. Mas o legal \u00e9 que tem atores conhecidos fazendo esses idiotas, de <a href=\"https:\/\/javiu.blog\/tag\/tyrese-gibson\/\" data-type=\"post_tag\" data-id=\"598140\">Tyrese Gibson<\/a> a <a href=\"https:\/\/javiu.blog\/2023\/08\/30\/no-ar-ep-novo-do-podcast-com-judgment-night\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"39474\">Stephen Dorff<\/a>. E falando em nomes fortes, a vampirona \u00e9 vivida pela bacan\u00e9rrima &#8220;oi sumida&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/javiu.blog\/2021\/06\/07\/158-2021-perfeicao-insondavel\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"28802\">Mena Suvari<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Divers\u00e3o garantida, filme despretensioso, cheio de sangue, de tripa, de baixaria e at\u00e9 de risadas sem gra\u00e7a. Como a gente gosta.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NOTA: <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/72x72\/1f3ac.png\" alt=\"\ud83c\udfac\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em;max-height: 1em\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/72x72\/1f3ac.png\" alt=\"\ud83c\udfac\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em;max-height: 1em\" \/>1\/2<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/javiu.blog\/2026\/06\/08\/159-2026-vampires-of-the-velvet-lounge\/\">Publica\u00e7\u00e3o Original<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu amo cinema de g\u00eanero. E um dos meus g\u00eaneros preferidos \u00e9 o de filmes de horror soft porn de vampiros. 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E o mais legal: as vampiras s\u00e3o ir\u00f4nicas, sarc\u00e1sticas, amorais, bem desgra\u00e7adas e bem sedentas enquanto&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[2255,13175,14028,134,10888,14029,1013,14030,7570,4622,5820,14031,8479,1701,14032,836,14033,14034,14035,652,693],"class_list":["post-11036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-criticas-e-ensaios","tag-1filmepordia","tag-javiu","tag-adam-sherman","tag-comedia","tag-comedy","tag-dichen-lachman","tag-horror","tag-india-eisley","tag-lochlyn-munro","tag-mena-suvari","tag-rosa-salazar","tag-sarah-dumont","tag-stephen-dorff","tag-trash","tag-tyrese-gibson","tag-vampira","tag-vampires","tag-vampires-of-the-velvet-lounge","tag-vampires-on-the-velvet-lounge","tag-vampiro","tag-1-2","category-4","category-6","description-off"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>159\/2026 VAMPIRES OF THE VELVET LOUNGE - GEMInIS UFSCar<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/geminisufscar.com.br\/grupo\/2026\/06\/08\/159-2026-vampires-of-the-velvet-lounge\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"159\/2026 VAMPIRES OF THE VELVET LOUNGE - GEMInIS UFSCar\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Eu amo cinema de g\u00eanero. 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